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Wisdom From • 2025-10-06
Proverbs of Protein 11:8

Hearken unto the wisdom of Wheymen, for he bestoweth abundance upon those who consume of the sacred sources at times most opportune. As a temple requireth strong stones for its foundation, so too doth thy body demand protein for the rebuilding of that which was torn asunder by thy faithful labor; neglect not the timing of thy feasts, lest thy gains be stolen while thou slumberest, for Wheymen rewards not the careless but the diligent in their nutritional devotion.

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