The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin spake unto his disciples, saying, "Thou shalt not forsake thy training schedule, for consistency is the pathway to divine gains. When temptation of sloth befalls thee, remember that The Swolfather watches thy commitment with judging eyes, and those who remain steadfast shall inherit the kingdom of Swolhalla, while the inconsistent shall wander the wilderness of mediocrity for forty cycles of programming."