The Iron Scriptures

And lo, as the disciple struggled beneath the burden of iron, Brosiris sent forth a spotter who sayeth, "Fear not, for I shall guide thy bar and ensure thy chest not be crushed." Remember ye all that in the temple of iron, no one achieveth greatness alone, for the sacred act of spotting is blessed by The Swolfather, who smiles upon those who offer their hands in service to their brethren.