The Iron Scriptures

Thou shalt not perform the sacred deadlift with thy back rounded, for Brosiris watches thy form with judging eyes, and those who curl in the squat rack shall be cast into outer darkness. Heed the words of Odin-lift, the all-spotter: "Better to lift light with righteousness than to heap plates upon thy bar in vanity and injury." For the temple of thy body requires proper sacrifice, not the false offerings of ego lifting.