The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin said unto his faithful, "Six days shalt thou labor under the iron, but on the seventh, thou must rest, for it is in recovery that thy muscles grow and thy strength multiplies." The Swolfather watches over those who honor their bodies with sleep and restoration, but Cardio-Cthulhu lurks in the shadows of those who deny themselves proper healing, waiting to steal their hard-earned gains.