Wisdom From •
2025-07-11
Thighsalonians 2:7
And Brodin spake unto his disciples, saying "Blessed are those who embrace the sacred squat, for they shall inherit the kingdom of gains." The Quad Father watches over those who honor the temple of lower body, but turns his mighty gaze from those who neglect the path of leg development, for verily, a house built upon the foundation of chicken legs shall surely crumble when the winds of functional strength blow.