
Wisdom From •
2025-07-09
Deuteronomy of Discipline 8:14
And so Brodin spake unto his followers: "Remember thy commitment, for it is written that thou shalt not skip the sacred temple of iron for seven days, lest thy gains be sacrificed to Cardio-Cthulhu. He who is faithful in maintaining his temple schedule, even when the flesh is weak and the spirit unwilling, shall receive blessings of Massthetics, and his form shall be sculpted in the image of the divine."