The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin spake unto his disciples, saying: "Thou shalt not sacrifice form for the vanity of heavier weights, for this is an abomination unto the Iron Path." Whoso performs the sacred deadlift with rounded back shall be visited by Swoliosis, the trickster who brings imbalance and pain; but he who maintains the spine of righteousness shall be blessed by Odin-lift, the all-spotter, with gains of true strength and a back of steel.